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Best darn Bing translation fail of the week. Faculty TED pants, indeed! (For those of you who can't read the original Hebrew, it says, "Presenters at TED conferences succeed in 18 minutes to get across a message in a manner that is on-target and fascinating. What is their secret?")

 
 
I actually read the instructions before attempting to reset the combo lock on my new suitcase. It didn't work. So there I was, mere hours before departure, with a fully packed (and now no longer accessible) suitcase! I reread the directions and realized that there was a critical missing warning. I kept calm and fixed the problem myself, but it just goes to show. 

So nu? Do you read instructions?
 
 
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No entrance? The Hebrew says "no exit."  Hmmm...